hush little baby don't say a word...

Just the other day I was singing this nursery rhyme:

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat,

And if that billy goat don't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull.......

*My hubby interrupted me and said "mommy can you stop buying things?"

What hilarious things have your partner said to you?